SchizPicks: Week 17 Lines and Wagers

Christmas was kind enough to us! The Giants lost in heartbreaking fashion but successfully covered the 3.5 hook. The 49ers took care of business against Washington as well, covering -7 in a comfortable 17 point victory. Despite hanging on and keeping it close, the Eagles lost by 6 and were unsuccessful in their efforts to cover +4. The Chiefs managed to win without getting Kelce an endzone look and the Titans got Henry his looks but choked the game away, leaving our TD/ML parlays just short. Justin Jefferson converted his over total to keep us even on the week. If the right Packers TE had scored, it would have been a great week! But we always take an even slate. Onward we move!

Picks and Wagers

The slate looks really bleak this week. Several teams with not much to play for, some really weird lines, and a lot of unpredictability. We will keep it short and sharp this week.

Bears @ Lions (-6) o/u 52.5

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The Lions have everything to play for, with their playoff hopes relying on winning out with a few other factors going their way. At home in the dome, the Lions offense has been electrifying, and the Bears porous defense should not stand in the way. At a sneaky 10-5 ATS, I like the Lions in this spot to take care of business against a tanking Chicago team.

Schiz’s Pick: Lions -6 (-110)

Colts @ Giants (-5.5) o/u 38.5

The Indianapolis Colts are a nightmare. They have a streaky defense, a pitiful offensive line and shotty quarterback play at best. The Giants have everything to play for, are getting healthy on defense, and after his best offensive performance of his career last week against Minnesota, Daniel Jones is ready to end the season on a high note. The 11-4 ATS New York Giants once again get my vote of confidence.

Schiz’s Pick: Giants -5.5 (-115)

Broncos @ Chiefs (-12.5) o/u 44.5

49ers @ Raiders (+9.5) o/u 42.5

Rams @ Chargers (-6.5) o/u 42.5

There are some uncomfortable spreads in these games but the outcomes that are favored should hold true. All 3 favorites are in a great spot to win their matchups comfortably, despite potentially not having as much to play for. I feel comfortable banking on these three teams to pull off the victory.

Schiz’s Pick: Parlay- Chiefs ML, 49ers ML, Chargers ML (-113)

Three plays, three units. Let’s keep it simple and come out on top this week. Happy New Year!

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By Mike “Schiz” Schissel